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here's the thing abt me... i truly do not care if the outfits fit the theme, BUT if they dont fit the theme then they at least GOTTA fuck. lets get started!

this will not be listed in any specific order and i'll mention my overall faves at the end.


Dan Levy
Ladies and Gendermen HIM
I DO NOT CARE HOW TACKY IT IS! I LOVE MAPS IN FASHION!!!!! i love the look of it i love the art also incorporated into the body of the shirt, i love the horizontal ruching of it!! i love the giant fucking puffy sleeves and the use of shiny, glittery elements! also the giant fucking stompy boots mean everything 2 me!! i wish more had been done with him in terms of makeup and hair, but i am not mad at this!!!


Naomi Osaka
LOOK AT HOW SHE ATE THAT
I LOVEEE THIS LOOK I LOVE HOW UNIQUE IT IS!!!! i do not CARE that this doesn't technically fit the theme of MET Gala; Naomi Osaka made her own fucking theme and honored both sides of her heritage and i truly and sincerely adore that for her!! everything from the makeup and the hair and that fucking DRESS and trained sleeves are sooo so so gorgeous to me. i just wish that more had been done in terms of the shoes. they seem almost too plain for a look like this, but it does allow for more attention and focus to be drawn to her dress and her face and hair. this is truly a look that will be remembered as Naomi Osaka!


Billie Eilish
LET'S FUCKING GOOOO
NO NO BECAUSE LIKE LETS TALK ABOUT THIS!!! yes i know that this is a dress with a giant skirt and long ass train that has been seen at MET Gala like a million and a half times; however, what sets Billie apart in this is her Hair and Makeup. this changes it from big, unruly, almost boring light blush colored dress to marilyn monroe inspired! BECAUSE OF THE HAIR AND MAKEUP!!! it shows that this is mean to be the inspiration for her with the way her hair has been styled and with the very classic red lip look, and dark eye makeup that would be visible in black and white movies. fucking love this look i love her so bad


Iman Abdulmajid
ARE YALL FUCKING SEEING THISSSSSSSSS???!!!!!
IT'S GIVING THE GREAT WAR IS OVER AND WE ARE GOING TO BE OPULENT AND RICH!!! yes eat the rich, but my god if i do not like looking at shiny shit be flaunted directly in my fucking face. it literally feels like an extravagant "The Great Gatsby" set piece that would never be seen again after the movie shoot. it's truly soooo fucking beautiful it really feels and shows that is it 20's inspired and if i'm wrong, no i'm not :)


Simu Liu
i truly do not give a fuck abt this fit i just think he's sexy and want him so so carnally and i need to watch shang-chi.


Megan Thee Stallion
now.. i'm gonna be honest... i do not really like this dress like at all. it feels very plain and the most interesting thing to me are the ruffles and the crystals on the dress, but i love megan and she looks good as hell so she's being added to this list.


Jennifer Lopez
while i do hate her black women voice stealing, never makes or truly sings her own songs, i do not rmbr the last time a black person praised her for her music ass. i have to saw that this fit fucking rules. this wild west look is truly fucking amazing and it looks good on her. it's fucking sexy and dramatic and really makes me feel like i am seconds from seeing an western shootout. thank u for whoever put jlo in this and if it was jlo herself, then thank u to god for guiding her hand.


Simone Biles
:] i love her so so much. i just love how fucking... outrageous(?) this dress is like my god. i feel like if someone shined a light on it then it'd literally end up blinding half of the attendant oh my god i love it. it's gorgeous and celestial and i love the accessories and how slick her hair looks! again i wish more was done in terms of her makeup in this look to make it match with this celestial look.


Kehlani
biracial shes a biracial girllllll
GIVE US THAT 70S FASHION BIITCCCCHHHHHH!! i love a good pantsuit i fucking LOVEEE the hair and hair bumoed curls hair like, SHE LOOKS GOOD SHE LOOKS GOOD!!!! i do love how this looks on them and it is very very reminiscent of the 70s and how just... Long everything was. idk i'm just saying shit but i like how this looks on them.


Yara Shahidi
OH IT'S GIVING FLAPPER REALNESS
SHE LOOKS SO SO SO FUCKING GOOD MY GODDDD. not only did she understand the assignment, but she also aced it AND did the extra credit IKTR!!!! SHE LOOKS SHE!! im sorry but i feel fucking insane and stupid right night like!! the 1920s flapper the great war is over and we are gonna dance and drink outselves into a daze is everything with this. her dress, her HAIR, HER MAKEUP LIKE EVERYTHING JUST FUCKING WORKS WITH THIS!!! i fucking love the gloves like that is an accessory that hasn't been covered here yet and they work so so fucking well for 20s americana like. she did it she is the fucking moment. yara shahidi i would truly do anything for you, are you looking for a bunny?


Megan Fox
ggoioruugllgf sexxy s ex y unga bunga. she looks so so fucking good i truly love her dress and shoes and makeup and hair and her..... unga bunga. what does machine gun kelly have that I don't. i can be good for you queen.


Hunter Schafer
she looks so so so fucking cool oh my GODDD. ambr was saying that she looks like an extra in netflixs' sabrina the teenage witch and truly yea but we both mean it in the Best fucking way. she just looks so so fucking cool and the gems on her 2 piece look like they're morse code and i'm sure they may not be but!! looks fucking cool. i love her face, yes there isnt much makeup, but it's not needed with the spider accessory right in the center of her face and the mesh contacts as well. she looks fucking hypnotizing.


Barbie Ferreira
oh shes fucking EVERYTHING !! this look another 20s flapper inspired look but i will never get tired of it! i will eat that shit up each and every single time that i fucking see it!! and this looks truly flapper with the long beaded skirt that i can tell "flaps" around as she moves and the head piece and i do love the makeuo on her ugh UGHH MMMMMMM ITS FUCKING DELICIOUS!!!


Anok Yai
SHE LOOKS FUCKING AMAZING SHE LOOKS AMAZING SHE IS A STAR SHE IS THE GALAXY SHE IS THE FUCKING UNIVERSE. she looks so so fucking good i'm loving the celestial look that dark black girls have done for the MET Gala this year. she looks fucking amazing.


Chloe x Halle
AAAAAA EAT EAT EAT EAT i got nothin else to say idc idc they both look sooo fucking good they look fucking gorgeous and i'd do anything for them truly truly truly.


Lupita Nyong'o
THE DENIM THE FUCKNG DENIM i love the mixing of blackness with her hair being Loud and large and also classic americana with the denim dress like she looks fuckng gorgeous and i love how it's fitted on her like shes sooooo so so fucking pretty and i think this is so flattering on her.


Quannah Chasinghorse
EAT EAT EAT AND NO ONE TOLD ME ABT THIS LOOK LIKE HELLO??? no this is seriously so fucking gorgeous, her makeup, the turquoise, the fit like... she looks fucking amazing. i love the honoring of indigenous peoples she is soooo <3 i hope she has an amazing fucking year.

bro i just love black people so bad

and that's that!! i think truly my favourite looks came from
1) Yara Shahidi
2) Naomi Osaka
3) Hunter Schafer
4) Barbie Ferreira
and it shows lol!! i do wish we could've gotten a repeat fro 2020s theme, but maybe one day we can get a cute lil gala from micro celebs that truly understand fashion lol. ok that's it! byebye :)
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